Description
Introducing the Festive Wonky Box. Twelve bottles of carefully chosen reds and whites that are here to save Christmas. Perfect for the table, perfect for stockings, perfect for avoiding that one relative who always wants to talk about cryptocurrency.
Each bottle is dressed for the occasion with cheeky Christmas labels that say the things we’re all thinking. You’ll find everything from “Naughty or Nice? Refill Twice” to “Pour Decisions Made Merry.” These aren’t just wines. They’re conversation starters. Peacekeepers. Mood boosters. Lifesavers.
Ideal for:
• Christmas lunch tables
• Last-minute gifts you’ll pretend were planned months ago
• Stocking fillers for people you actually like
• That moment on Christmas Day when you need to “go check something in the kitchen” and take the bottle with you
The wines are all tried, tasted, and loved by us. A proper mix of easy-drinking reds and fresh, festive whites that will keep the whole crew happy. Or just you. We don’t judge.
Price: R1099 for a box of 12 festive-labelled wines (mixed red and white)
*Limited stock because December comes for us all.
Pour joy. Avoid chaos. Keep spirits high.
